Forget theological debates, let's reimagine Da Vinci's masterpiece! What if the Last Supper wasn't just a meal, but a pre-Olympics dinner for the most competitive disciples? Think about it: all that subtle tension – perfect fodder for competitive sport!
Who's got the gold? Judas, obviously, is disqualified for rule-breaking (betrayal is hardly sportsmanlike). Peter's stance screams aggressive table tennis player, while John looks more like a synchronized swimmer needing a nap. James the Greater? Clearly warming up for a weightlifting competition, judging by his intensely focused gaze.
Leonardo, the ultimate Renaissance man, cleverly hid the signs. The bread basket? An obstacle course waiting to happen. The wine? Hydration for peak performance, naturally. So next time you gaze upon this iconic painting, ditch the dogma and imagine the disciples battling it out for Last Supper Olympic glory! Who are *your* medal contenders? Let us know in the comments!
