Forget diamond rings and luxury yachts, the latest relationship goal? Avoiding being literally landed on by your heiress wife. Sources confirm that socialite, Seraphina Sterling, took 'taking the plunge' a bit too far when her experimental paraglider malfunctioned during a romantic getaway in the Swiss Alps.
Instead of a gentle descent onto a bed of roses (arranged by her adoring husband, Barnaby, naturally), Seraphina reportedly made an unexpected and rather forceful landing directly atop Barnaby, who was setting up a picnic. Luckily, both escaped with minor injuries, although Barnaby is said to be sporting a rather impressive (and temporary) Seraphina-shaped bruise.
The incident has sparked a flurry of memes and hilarious takes online. While some are questioning Seraphina's piloting skills, others are praising Barnaby's dedication to romance (and his incredibly strong back). One thing's for sure: this is one anniversary they won't soon forget! Let this be a lesson: maybe stick to dinner and a movie. Less chance of accidental spousal squashing.
