Ever wonder how cats seem to magically appear in our lives? You've likely experienced the Cat Distribution System (CDS) in action! This isn't some shadowy feline organization, but rather the whimsical, often inexplicable, way cats find their humans.
Think of it as nature's way of balancing the purr-to-person ratio. The CDS operates on complex factors: neighborhood cat populations, your apparent need for cuddles, and perhaps even the vibrational frequency of your love for felines.
No one truly understands its inner workings. You might find a stray kitten under your porch, a friend's cat might decide *your* lap is the best, or a shelter cat simply chooses *you* during a visit. Accept it as the gift it is! If a cat chooses you, you've been deemed worthy. Embrace the purrs, the head-boops, and the unconditional love. The CDS has spoken. You are now a cat owner, and your life is about to be significantly more adorable.
