Ever wonder how a stray cat suddenly appears on your doorstep, seemingly out of thin air? You might be experiencing the 'Cat Distribution System' (CDS) in action! This popular internet meme refers to the mysterious, often inexplicable way cats find their humans.
Think of it as a cosmic feline matchmaking service. No application forms, no background checks, just pure, unadulterated cat-based serendipity. The CDS operates on its own logic, often targeting individuals who *swear* they aren't 'cat people'.
Common symptoms of CDS activation include finding a purring fuzzball in your car engine, inheriting a neighbor's cat, or simply having a stray wander into your life and refuse to leave. Resistance is futile. The CDS knows what you need, even if you don't. So, embrace the chaos, stock up on catnip, and prepare to be assimilated. You've been chosen!
