Need a quick laugh? Look no further! We've compiled a list of the absolute best knock knock jokes that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face (or at least a groan!). These are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who needs a little humor in their day. Get ready to unleash your inner comedian!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know? I just met you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I've been knocking for ages!
And finally...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel...that's why I knocked!
