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Prepare to Groan: The Best Dad Jokes Ever (Guaranteed to Make You Laugh...Or Cringe!)

Ready for a hearty dose of awkward hilarity? We've compiled a list of the best dad jokes ever, guaranteed to elicit eye rolls and maybe, just maybe, a chuckle or two. Brace yourselves!

* Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
* What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
* Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.
* What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
* Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

We know, we know...they're terrible. But that's the beauty of dad jokes! They're simple, silly, and perfectly imperfect. Feel free to steal these for your own comedic arsenal. Just don't blame us for the reactions you get! And remember, the key to a great dad joke is the delivery: enthusiastic and completely unashamed. Happy joking!

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